Act 1 Next Beauty and the Beast  

    Bookseller:  "Ah, Belle."
Belle:   "Good morning.  I've come to return the book I borrowed."
Bookseller:  "Finished already?"
Belle:  "  Oh, I couldn't put it down.  Have you got anything new?"
Bookseller:  "Not since yesterday."
Belle:  "That's all right.  I'll borrow...this one."
Bookseller:  "That one?  But you've read it twice!"