Act 1 Next Beauty and the Beast  

    Gaston:  You'll be keeping house with pride
...Each day gratified
...That you are part of this idyllic scene.
...Picture this.  A rustic hunting lodge.  My latest kill roasting on the fire.  My little wife, massaging my feet, while the little ones play on the floor with the dogs.  We'll have six or seven."
Belle:  "Dogs?"
Gaston:  "No, Belle!  Strapping boys, like me!"